What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do programmers choose to write their own code instead of using code that is already available online?

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Did you know God exists? 900+ answers later and no atheist has yet to be successful. Day 8 of asking Atheists to provide a SINGLE argument that demonstrates a cause for the beginning of the universe while avoiding the problem of infinite regression.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.